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Kevin

Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.
Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!

Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.

Person 1: Yeah, you’re probably right.
by Ramen.star March 23, 2019
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Kevin

Quite fugly , not as good as any of his cousins .and he Is as stupid as a donkey !:) small penis and waxes his genitals
Guy1-hey there bro like do u like cows milk or goats milk brosuf ?

Guy2-ya dude like totally cows milk , goats milk can get stank bro

Guy3-we are all like totally normal english speakers man , word

Guy4-.................................................................,.,,........................KEVIN ...
by Tbyguby March 9, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.
Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.
by Dumbass2.0 October 19, 2013
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Kevin

A Kevin is the worst person to know and most Kevin’s don’t deserve to live!
Man 1: Ur such a Kevin
Man 2: Fuck u Kevin’s suck
by Feredddy August 4, 2018
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Kevin

Small Asian gay boi that loves pp. He loves to touch and feel he also loves girls with only one name. Lauren.
I love big dicks said Mikki.
Then dont date kevin said daruis
by JJTHEPANDA September 9, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is an absolute dumby head.
bree: ew there’s kevin
owen, christian, lea, bree, gabe, cole, will, kaylee: ew
by kevinsuxpp October 20, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is a typical fuck boy that all the girls want but can't get. He will play with your heart and break it. Girls beware.
look st the guy with the tattoo he's such a Kevin
by Shark98 January 20, 2020
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