Jonáš

He’s a gift from satan and pure hell. He’s a big player, doesn’t know how to tepláky and has appearance of pig. Also he is very homiesexual.

My friend: I like Jonáš
Me: *slaps the hell out of her*

by THEonlyFAXspitter November 22, 2021

Jonas

Loves to flex
BFF with a celerie
Small and annoying.
Incredibly handsome.
Loves carrots.
A orange haired dude.
#Ginger
And has multiple crushes but won't admit

Jonas is such an idiot :)

by Your mommy jonas November 22, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.

“Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”

by Derrick09 November 23, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.

Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!

by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021

Jonasha

An extremely graceful WOMEN that doesn’t let anything stop her. She is a Godly woman that and with God on her side she fears nothing. She has he head on straight and is the role model your daughter will look up to. Anything you need, Jonasha has it and more. She is easy to talk to and a joy to be around! Don’t get on her bad side though, you will regret it!

Everyone needs a friend like Jonasha!

by A brother! November 23, 2021

jonas

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice

"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"

by ack quack December 6, 2021