joing

to immediately move away from topic of conversation and start up gay talk

*pronounced jow-ing*

"mums in da room...JOING!"
"oi, start joing!"

by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 9, 2006

joined at the hip-hop

Inseparable friends due to mutual affinity for hip-hop.

Son to ma: "Bobby gave me this gold record with samples from De La Soul and we just poured over his hip-hop vinyls like all day."
Ma to son: "Sounds like you and this Bobby are joined at the hip-hop."

by @Bugyack October 21, 2013

january joiner

Someone who hogs the whole gym in January, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-Febuary

january joiner, in early january: I HAVE TO GET TO THE GYM PRONTO!!! NO TIME TO WASTE, THE TREADMILL IS CALLING!!!

january joiner, in mid-febuary: Fuck the gym, where's the chips?

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

jint

Derived from jism and cunt, it is the semen left in the vagina after intercourse.

It is used as a vulgar insult.

Created in 1992 by a Case Western Reserve University (Cleveland, Ohio) student to show the hypocrisy of "bad" words by just making up the dirtiest word possible.

You jint-sucking bastard!

by Ace135 July 13, 2006

double-jointed

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004

Joiner

Someone who vomits because someone else just blew junks.

There is no way I can clean up Jens puke. I'm a joiner..... I'll spew!

by Luke Puke March 31, 2013

johntate

a fucking retard who asks people what they got on there test just so that he can tell them he got a 100%. tate also is refferred to someone who has abnormally long butlocks.

JohnTate donated his butlocks to locks of love!

by Johnathan dittty tate November 10, 2008