crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003

johnny depp

A talented, amazing man. Incredibly creative.
Humble and down to earth.

Appreciated by men and women alike.

Has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. You could probably smell it.
Not overrated.

Oozes sex appeal.
Aided by the way he handles/plays a guitar.

See also definition 6: of God
johnnygasm and
humble

I want to lick Johnny Depp's face.

I want a go on Johnny Depp.

*"johnny depp, you're hip
i'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissor hair
Johnny bear"

*lyrics - johnny depp by Amy anne band

by LeahSade November 10, 2008

johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

by me! January 11, 2005

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

Johnny Panic

A really good south London band, rising stars.

Oh yeah, Johnny Panic rock my socks. Burn your youth!

by MrCynical February 8, 2007

johnny cosmos

a drinking game where everyone has nicknames and people pound the table (fist fist clap) and a person says their nickname and then someone else's. then the named person does the same, and it continues around. there are usually gestures used alongside these nicknames. once someone messes up, the whole table proceeds to chant "HAHA FUCK YOU! HAHA FUCK YOU!" repeatedly while they drink.

"WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME???"
"JOHNNY COSMOS!"
"WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF IT??"
"TO GET FUCKED UP!!"
"GORILLA! BLONDIE!" -gestures-
"BLONDIE! C-SPAN!" -gestures-

by brown sugar12456127 March 26, 2009

Johnny Depp

A celebrity, that portrayed as a pirate.

Person 1: Hey look it's Johnny Depp!

Person 2: You mean the sexy pirate?!

by Santiagox3 April 29, 2012