A bitch ass nigga who doesnt do shit but stays in the house an beats off to girls toes, likes allot of fat females and never lives up to what he says
by Jacob glover May 15, 2016
Get the jacob glovermug. by Lil Lellow October 27, 2019
Get the jacob sheffieldmug. the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)
by teenybamboo December 21, 2021
Get the jacob millermug. by .manilovefroges December 8, 2021
Get the Jacob Kirkmug. Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1
bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock
holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?
holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?
by peenmachine04 May 24, 2020
Get the Jacob Incollingomug. A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
by jkfbwje November 13, 2019
Get the Jacob Kronertmug. Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.
*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
by Bob Huckleberry April 18, 2017
Get the Jacob Kiettymug.