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Love island

A pointless show that 15 year old orange bleach blonde British girls snuggle up to watch in hopes to cure their depression
What shite are you watching??? Oh this? Love island babes.
Love island by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

National Coney Island 

National Coney Island, (Coney for short) is a diner chain that seems to only be found in Michigan, though it's named after the island off the coast of Brooklyn (go figure).
A popular gathering for teens and truckers, Coney Island restaurants provide a causal atmosphere where many fights are started and where people don't feel the need to tip.
The food is greasy, the waitresses come and go faster than the seasons change, the patrons are loud and unruly, and "non-smoking" is slang for "slightly less smoky".
Most Coneys are open 24-7. Signature food items include: Coney Dog, Hani Deluxe, and their famous Chili Cheese Fries.
"I'm bored. Let's go to National Coney Island and start a fight."

club penguin island 

The newer and more animated "Club Penguin."
But it doesn't give the old nostalgia and is ONLY on phones.
Dude, you want to get on Club Penguin Island?
club penguin island by Xgeas April 3, 2017

Staten Island Girl

Located in the borough of Staten Island, she is best known for:

- Coach Bags
- Uggs
- Membership to The Tanning Loft or Hollywood tans
- Hair straitener
- Highlights
- Daddy's credit cards
- Daddy's car
- Known on a first name basis at the following stores:
- Aldo
- H&M
- Hollister
- Coach
- Velour suits
- Acrylic Nails
- The Accent
- Never stepped foot in the Barnes and Noble except for that one Starbucks emegency a few weeks ago.


This Staten Island Girl might also be seen with the Guido boyfriend. They can be located in "The Mall" parking lot on a Saturday morning.
Co-Worker: How do you like living in Staten Island?
Me: Its pretty decent, the neighborhood is great, schools are nice-
Co-worker: What about the Staten Island Girls?
Me: The city sends me a Coach bag everytime I hit one of them down.
Staten Island Girl by The Urbanette February 26, 2009

voted off the island 

"Voted off the island" is coined from the popular Survivor TV reality series. Used similarly to "throw under the bus" but it implies that more people (co-workers, your boss even) were involved in getting you off the team or fired. Basically, you are sacrificed so that the others can keep their own jobs. Sad truth is that "dog-eat-dog" survival exists in the office - especially in a bad economy - so keep your eyes and ears peeled for whisperers and frienenemies to minimize your chance of being voted off the island.
Mindy was voted off the island last week so now we're down to the original three managers in the department.

If Pete is not careful, he'll be voted off the island by the end of the month.

Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.
Desert Island by lunchboxes September 8, 2006