A movement that seeks to stop this ugly crime by establishing a watch dog group and an organization that fights for police brutality victims legal rights. And also by placing heavy penalities on those who comit it. Some think that life in prision or death is not too heavy for those cops who brutalize people in the name of the law.
by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010
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Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.
Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 08, 2020
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All women police movement

A movement that seeks to make all members of the police women. That is women and nothing but women as police. The reason being that men are more agressive and so it would cut down on the amount of police brutaliy and women would be easy to reason with ect.
Support the all women police movement.
by The Fury 13 November 08, 2010
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Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
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When you snitch on Saad Ahmdedly for no apperent reason plus due to the face he didn't actually file a hesitant police report plus in due nature it was also you guys you hispanic spic
Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs
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cops: ok we'll disregard anything that moron anthony friedli has to say why not rape his mouth shut like mexico did with saad ahmdedly
by Gangster Disciples 102 January 22, 2022
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This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.
English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*
by cloud March 12, 2005
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 20, 2020
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