Dutch oven

Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.

"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')

by Garthy September 19, 2006

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Dutch Pillow

A sexual act in which the male takes a shit on a pillow and then shoves the females face into it whilst he fucks her doggy style.

Stephanie told me that Kevin tried to Dutch Pillow her last night.

by Mexican Pizza January 30, 2011

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Dutch abortion

An abortion in which the father, or man that the woman convinces is the father, go in 50/50 on the cost of her abortion.

Man: "How much is the procedure, $300?"
Woman: "Yeah"
Man: "I’ve only got $150, lets do a Dutch abortion."

by DigitalPaladin10 April 13, 2006

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Dutch Rotor

Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 people(1 male and 1 male or female). The male takes out his dick and places his own hand on his dick, the other "person" grasps his open arm and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: When preformed with 2 guys this is not GAY because you are not touching his dick. Also see Double Dutch Rotor

"She wouldn't even give me a dutch rotor" "That guy told me he wasn't gay so he couldn't give me a dutch rotor" See: Double Dutch Rotor

by The Rotor Dutchess February 05, 2009

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dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 01, 2014

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