human hotbox 

The human hotbox is a way to smoke weed outside with 3 to 5 people while enjoying the benefits of indoor/in car hotboxing. The smokers all stand in a tight circle and put their heads down to create an area where the smoke will be contained. They then smoke either a bong, joint, or pipe and get zooted.

P1: "Yo man, we're going out to north beach to smoke some bud. We're going to human hotbox. You in?"

P2: "For sure, let's get zooted"

human hotbox by BuddytheWildcat December 20, 2013

human ambien 

A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.

<Name> from <Reality Television program> is so boring s/he is like human ambien!

human ambien by Its Meuh Grits February 4, 2014

Human-Gun marriage 

It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.

Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.

Human-Gun marriage by JuFu August 6, 2014

Humanly Colorblind 

The ability to not judge a person based on Race, Religion & their Way Of Life. Basically, you live your live with a '' If You're Cool With Me, I'm Cool With You'' mentality..

~ Why is this kid so cool with everyone? Everybody thinks he's the chillest person

~ My Friend, that's what we like to call around here [Humanly Colorblind[...,you should look into it..

Humanly Colorblind by Ash&Rob December 22, 2014

Human Dickipede 

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

Human Dickipede by Flanicorn March 2, 2015

Human Cuddlepede 

When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.

Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"

Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."

Human Cuddlepede by truththebitch February 28, 2016

human piece of dog shit 

Someone who's hobby is metal detecting

Brian thibeault is a human piece of dog shit, all he does is live at his moms house and walking masturbation.

human piece of dog shit by Dogs anal April 22, 2016