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Hand job

The act of giving gratification to another person.
"butters getz all teh handjobz (Hand Job) in the Z31 cumminty, i wants sume" Quoted from Z31 performance.com.
by Racinjitter August 13, 2009
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Hand Grenade

A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.

Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.

The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.

Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.
This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.
by BreakdownV1 April 10, 2006
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hand cannon

the male reproductive organ that shoots out semen at orgasm (similar to a cannon) and can be "fired" using one's hand.
i couldn't get any pussy so i fired off my hand cannon during a great porno.
by jason haha woot September 19, 2008
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hand five

slang word originally from 4chan, replacing rick roll. HAND FIVE

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by 4chan July 22, 2007
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Hand Me Down

The act of directly unrolling a condom off ones mans erect penis onto the erect penis of another man.
While running a train, Jimmy ran out of condoms and received a "Hand Me Down" from Mark.
by RagingSquirrel November 28, 2010
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hand up

To feel and squeeze a girl's breasts from under her shirt. Used in the noun form, a hand up.
Charo looks so happy on that Geico commercial, she must've had a hand up.
by Mr. Malcom Zebra August 23, 2006
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Hand Dog

A frankfurter which is placed on a stick, dipped in corn batter and deep fried or occasionally baked. Often found at street fairs, carnivals, or flea markets, hand dogs are a cheap and delicious snack that are easy to eat with little effort. Also known as corn dogs.
No, it's a hand dog. Dumb ass.
by titsnbarrels September 23, 2010
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