Home Google

An internet search that should be searched at home, as opposed to work or school, where you searching could be monitored.

I wouldn't look up that page at work, it's definitely a home google.

by FirstClassJC September 22, 2009

sale goggles

Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.

I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!

by Kayiemm February 24, 2010

grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.

HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.

by McBigOne December 26, 2009

Legal Goggles

When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.

Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.

Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...

John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.

by SteelerfaninPeru March 28, 2010

mind-google

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.

No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.

by BFSduo November 4, 2010

beach goggles

Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.

When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!

by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010

skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles

dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles

by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011