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trolley goat

An intoxicating animal catering for the needs and necessities of every day shoppers. Its potent odour and lack of grooming make it a formidable foe in combat, as well as a nasty dinner guest.
I walked past the Trolley Goat, unaware that its toenails had quite recently stepped into Trolley Goat dung.
by Torm3nt January 20, 2004
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arturo the goat

Most trillest nigga alive. Known to strattle the line of sus of no return yet still drowns in putang. The greatest of all time
Hey, who's that ? He's so awesome.

That's arturo the goat. He's so trill i can't even function
by Traplordjun October 20, 2013
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double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat
Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.
by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016
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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.
Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.
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tumble goat

when goat babeh falls cuz he shook
oh look it my tumble goat, he was shook by a bee :,(
by Axeolotl September 12, 2018
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goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis
awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage
by ksks1996 January 27, 2011
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The grizzly goat

When a hairy assed man tucks his shlong and sack between his legs he bends over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a extremely hairy or "grizzly" goat.
Man this morning my wife got too close to me while we were taking a business shower, so i gave her "The grizzly goat" to make her back up.
by The Grizzly February 8, 2010
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