Granny Gaper

An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.

From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.

I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Epidermal Gapia

That gap of skin between your pants and sock

Person 1: damn these pants are too short, my Epidermal Gapia is showing

by Human Microwave April 10, 2021

GAPT

An acronym for Gays Are People Too.

Coined by a nameless band of heteros who were shocked to find that their school didn't allow gays to go to prom together.

1- Oh, fuck the cock smoker.
2- Hey man, GAPT.
1- What? Are you gay?
2- What? Are you a fucking Nazi?

by DCA607 September 6, 2007

Gappin

A word originating in Western MoCo (MD). Refers to when your texting someone, and they take a ridiculously long amount of time to respond.

"Mo, I txted you yesterday but you still havent responded. why you gappin on a man like that"

"Man I txted Jasmin like 7 hours ago and I shes sent me shit. Girls gappin on a brotha"

by TutnamTT October 7, 2011

Gapehammer

A word for 'giving someone anal' with your huge penis.

Jeff: So, did you and that girl get it on last night?

Freddie: Yeah, i gave her the gapehammer

by Theroflstickmanofmayonaise March 24, 2009

gaper day

The day (usually April Fool's Day or thereabouts) when all the mountain employees and locals who don't have to work dress up in absurd tourist outfits and imitate all the dumb gaper shit we have to deal with the rest of the year. Usually involves lots of neon clothing, ridiculous stunts, and massive amounts of alcohol.

"It's gaper day! I'm going to wear my dad's 80's onesy."

"I'm going with a camo hunting jacket and jeans and doing the Texas Tuck all day on the greens."

by npadd January 20, 2010

gaper

A huge loose fanny

"That girl had a massive gaper" "did she?" "yh mate fanny like a yawning hippo"

by high4lifeXx April 16, 2015