beer goggles 

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

beer goggles by joce November 10, 2002

Sports Goggles 

Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.

Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.

Sports Goggles by CNCT April 3, 2008

arabian eye goggles

A pair of eye goggles that were given to thy Mayans for luck; A motha' fuckin' suhweeet pair of goggles that make you an official P-I-M-P.

"...and thy arabian eye goggles were given to thy one."- The New Testament-Pussy Galore 2:69

arabian eye goggles by poopy MCPOO November 15, 2004

japanese rain goggles 

when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.

dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!

japanese rain goggles by your mom gave me japanese rain November 26, 2010

Akapuku Goggles 

During sex, when a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes, resembling goggles.

She couldn't see anything because she was wearin a pair of akapuku goggles.

Akapuku Goggles by Spunky Jones June 13, 2006

Safety Goggles

The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses

aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!

Safety Goggles by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

crusty goggles 

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.

Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.

crusty goggles by CG MAN August 4, 2010