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frog in a blender 

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.
John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
frog in a blender by mynameismark September 1, 2005
A sexual position where the woman lies on the bed faced down. The man's hands are tied to two corners of the bed which are next to each other while he is faced down. The woman is under the man. The man swims like a frog forward but cannot actually go anywhere. He goes forward and backward which results in a kinky fuck.
Man: Wanna get kinky

Woman: OK, what do you have I'm mi...

Man: FROG
Frog by Kerke June 15, 2020

Steam Frog 

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.
The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.
Steam Frog by Quitus April 3, 2009
archaic idiomatic term meaning "dollar bill", derived from the earlier idiom "greenback", so called because of the color of the reverse side of US currency.

"Dude wanted mucho frogskins, Man; I just didn't have the Dust."
frogskin by Bill Morgan May 26, 2008
Word of the Day on January 24, 2024

Jump, Frog, Jump! 

Ghetto slang used to jab or threaten a trifling skank.
I know you ain't fuckin' my baby daddy. Come at me! Jump, frog, jump!