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Jesus Freak

Off-set of Christianity which brings shame to real Christians. The emos of religion if you will.
Crazy people who take the already fucked up laws of Christinaity to the extreme. They like Hell Houses,throwing holy water all over the place and George Bush. Oh,and Mel Gibson.
Jesus Freaks fear/loathe two thing: Slayer and Bill Hicks.
The Jesus Freak took her nine year old to see The Passion Of The Christ,then later that day she went to a rally to get Brokeback Mountain banned from cinemas.

Me: "Hey,why did Jesus walk on water?"
JesusFreak: "Well-"
Me:"Everyone knows, SHIT FLOATS!"
Me ~runs like hell~
by bandanasarerad October 13, 2006
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Feckle

Adj/Noun: Feckle- When someone has a blemish, mole or freckle on their penis.
Oh, hey look at that John has a feckle!
by Mattoxic April 9, 2009
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freak daddy

A pimp who is nice to his whores!
The freak daddy brought roses for his lady's!
by DPFD May 15, 2009
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psycho demented freak

A person who persistently and illogically irritates you in a bizarre way.

Coined by Matthew Kirk
"Fuck off you psycho demented freak!"
by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005
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freak

verb
1. to become very excited about something, usually resulting in exhibit of said excitement.
2. to have a highly anxious response to something, likely leading to a hostile reaction. (short for "freak out")
1. the outlaw skateboarders freaked when they realized they had evaded the police.
2. Mother freaked when she saw that my brother Frank had dyed his hair purple.
by dowser April 17, 2006
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Clean freak

The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?

Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Undercover freak

The girl that appears to be perfect to all adults, but she is really a cock slut.
I got a girl who is an undercover freak so mother doesn't care if I stay out late with her.
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