g-force jesus

when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.

wow did you see that nun drive by... she had a g-force jesus.

by whitechokolate April 10, 2008

force

n. a slang term that refers to the police FORCE.

"I probably owe it to y'all,

prolly be locked by the FORCE/

tryin to hustle some things,

there he go with the porsche/"

- Jay-Z "Dirt Off Ya Shoulders"

by shortyduwaaap October 12, 2005

cosmic forces

n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.

"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."

by helium_raven September 10, 2005

brute force

A problem-solving system (usually refereed to computation theory, but applicable to other fields such as mathematics) that involves testing every single possible solution to a problem in order to find the right one.

To bypass the system security John used a brute force method, he tested all possible passwords with a bot.

by Hernan00001 March 6, 2008

Forcel

n. the energy consisted within an entity which contains incredible abilitites. Each type is dependent on its user. A massive amount that is summoned could cause severe damage to the user.

Phammo summons his forcel from the Mewclaw.

by ZeroblastR May 14, 2004

Force inducted

Introducing more air into an engine via turbo charging or supercharging thereby delivering more fuel and generating more HP.With cars typically called ricers, doing this no longer keeps the vehicle in that category.Typically import cars with this done spanks on vehicles with much larger motors leaving them scratching there head"I just got beat by a ricer?"

Your honda civic aint got nothing on my GT."at the end of the finish line the muscle boy gives this excuse "I was spinning at launch.Muscle boy just got pwned by a force inducted import.

by tango_sucka January 26, 2011

forceps story

a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.

That's such a forceps story. Forceps!!

by Dgriff November 13, 2014