A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.
Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?
*during lunch*
Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!
Person: Okay..?
*during lunch*
Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!
by indescribable living May 9, 2017
Get the Food diggermug. A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.
{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!
{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
by dingo boy 1 January 27, 2012
Get the Food Giantmug. The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
by Frankie Vee April 13, 2011
Get the Pig Foodmug. by Mark March 16, 2004
Get the arse foodmug. The sound that is produced when opening, rearranging, or consuming a food product that comes in a package or wrapper, such as potato chips or Pop Tarts. This auditory phenomenon is especially prevalent when the consumer is trying to eat the comestibles covertly.
While I was trying to secretly eat my breakfast pastry during my important committee meeting, the wrapper crinkled and everyone looked noticed. Damn you, food sound!
by Walker R January 24, 2009
Get the Food Soundmug. A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)
by harryballsonya July 6, 2007
Get the walking foodmug. Trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.
Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.
Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.
Troll:OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.
Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.
Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.
Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
by cittycatroina June 28, 2013
Get the Troll Foodmug.