"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"
by 2167 December 20, 2020
Get the Horseback Jesusmug. A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.
by Kandy is ur momma May 30, 2009
Get the K-Jesusmug. when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.
"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"
by Kronos_Olymparu December 9, 2009
Get the Jesus Clubmug. Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.
by Alison A. September 27, 2009
Get the Jesus-handlemug. our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019
Get the jesus danmug. One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010
Get the sneaking jesusmug. by Frostkat December 30, 2020
Get the Jesus Louisusmug.