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food fap

Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
by Foodfapper March 12, 2015
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Auxiliary Food

Noun: An extra piece of food that you cook with no intention of consumption for the current meal, but with knowledge of the fact that you will be hungry again shortly after. (Also applicable to intentionally ordering extra food at a restaurant in order to fulfill the same purpose)
Jack: Why are you cooking four hamburgers for dinner John? I told you that Kim couldn't come and it would just be the three of us for dinner!

John: Dude relax, I'm just making some auxiliary food! You know I'm gonna be hungry again later.
by 315Mitch September 26, 2009
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food error

A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.
"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".
by mp2009 February 5, 2009
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Pig Food

The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.

2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
by Frankie Vee April 13, 2011
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Food Giant

A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.
{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!

{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.
by dingo boy 1 January 27, 2012
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arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum
ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks
by Mark March 16, 2004
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Half-food

Stoned practice of going out and buying food for someone, with their money, then eating half of it on the way back. This is considered acceptable.
I've given him a tenner, so he should get something nice, even though he'll probably half-food me.
by matronboy March 5, 2004
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