Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017

Flop

Australian slang for either, dickhead, or dopey cunt.

Sandra is a flop

by Nibnob September 6, 2018

flooper

An adorable, kind, fluffy creature with long ears. Derived from floofer and flopper.

N'aww, that bunny's a real flooper!

by floobs nummi October 12, 2019

flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

flip flop

Slang for a terrorist. The term originates in the southern Africa bush wars of the sixties and seventies, especially those of Rhodesia and Mozambique.

The flip flop refers to the effect of the 7.62mm NATO round, usually fired from a FN FAL rifle, striking a terrorist and the body jerking back and forth from the bullets impact force.

See the Nick Downie Granada TV documentary, of the time, on the Rhodesian bush war which shows the flip flop effect in actual combat footage.

by Jabba the Cat February 25, 2013

Flip Flop Faggot

Being a flip flop faggot is the worst
Being a osman is even worse

Flip flop faggot means osman touching men has extreme homosexual tendencies.
Being a flip flop faggot and an osman is the worst combination

Quit being such a flip flop faggot

Same meaning as an osman

by Osman is gae November 29, 2019

Poke Chop Flop

When you're served a fresh cut of pork, then you take your dick out and flop it around on the bar in appreciation.

How is the pork chop, sir?

* Takes dick out and flops it around *

Poke Chop Flop

by LunchK1ng July 19, 2013