fish filet

The opposite of a sausage fest.

This sorority party is a fish filet.

by stickitinmyfish August 31, 2012

filler up

Another way of telling the gas station pumper to eat a fat one.

Gas Station Pumper: Ay, buddy, what you like?
Driver: Stuff it up your turban, bitch!
Gas Station Pumper: Huh? I can't hear you.
Driver: I said, "Filler up!!"

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Filet Mignon

A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.

Bro, Chelsey couldn't get my dick hard last night, so we filet mignoned until i was hard enough to blow my load.

by Danomite23 March 15, 2011

fidler

verb. to apply self tanner in such an inconsistent manner that it appears you haven't bathed in months.
noun. the act of pulling a fidler

Did you see that goofy bastard's tan? It looks like he fidlered himself.

by goldentee rules May 30, 2003

finleyfuck

A faggot that has torrets, downs syndrome, and attention deficit. They try to fit into society yet their martian hands and body make it difficult.

That finleyfuck sure sucks dick.

by Da Goat I am October 21, 2010

X-files

a show that used to be shown on Fox but then got canceled about two FBI agents named Mulder and Skully who work on the X-files (unexplained cases).

Mort: Watt r u watching?
Xhu: X-files

by Xhu May 13, 2005

Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.

"I gave that chick a good five finger fillet"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015