festival of nations

a gang bang consiting of one man hailing from every nation.

i totally festival of nationed at the festival of nations

by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005

Festifail

An outward display of fail in massive quantities. From the traditional celebratory term "festival". Synonymous with carnifail

Rick: "I've invested all of my capital in time shares."

Financial Adviser: "Festifail!"

by happysmiles January 16, 2009

festibros

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

by tezbuh June 8, 2009

Festify

1) The act of out-doing oneself during festivities.

2) Having undergone extreme festivities.

3) Acting belligerent due to celebrating too hard.

4) To initiate festivities.

(NOTE: you can NEVER celebrate too hard. But you CAN get too festified. Festify with caution.)

GUY 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl passed-out in the middle of the road at her own birthday party?"
GUY 2 - "Yea man, she was beyoooond festified."

GUY 1 (reaching for beer, to friend) - "Hey... Festify me."

by Justabona June 14, 2009

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

Festiglio

When you cum on a girl's face and then beat the living shit out of her with a frying pan

Dude, I gave my wife a festiglio and got arrested for domestic violence.

by John E. Smoke July 22, 2010

fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2

fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!

by grim baggins August 5, 2010