Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

rocky mountain facial

After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.

Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?

Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.

by theredddevil August 16, 2015

fack-tard

a facking retard who drools and its spit is white so it always looks like it has cum dripping from its mouth. it likes to rub against electrically charged penises until a white substance comes out.

you are a facking fack-tard.

by lester fayhee May 22, 2006

facial

The awards given out at the end of the year by one Facebook user to his friends.

The Facial for best post goes to...

by alistarovereem December 24, 2010

fack

To punch someone, preferably in the face.

John was talikin' shit, so facked his ass.

by 2014_chiguy October 17, 2006

facial

a hand gesture used up to a person's face when your angry and dont want to talk to them. It is similar to "talk to the hand"
Juring the gesture you yell "FACIAL" to the one u are angry at and usually add a simple "bizzo" for more of an effect

Cindy: "No your a slut!"
Ciderella: "Shut up you bizzo"
Cindy: "I'm not a bizzo!!"
Cinderella: "FACIAL!!! FACIAL!" *hand gesture*
Cindy: *runs off crying*

by Cinderella88 June 1, 2006

facial

When snowboarding and you stop on your heel edge into a big mound of powder and are hit in the face with a bunch of snow.

Chris skidded right into the powder and got huge facial.

by ParkCityLove April 17, 2006