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elephant kisses

v. int. The act of pushing one's face into a man's testicles, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Maria: Have you ever gone down on your guy?
Katie: no but I give him elephant kisses every morning!
by Gen. George S. Fratton June 21, 2011
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Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
by p5yclone June 6, 2011
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Osama bingus Laden (Elephant)

Osama bin Laden was a rogue bull elephant named after the eponymous designated terrorist of the same name. It was responsible for at least 27 deaths and the destruction of property in the jungled Sonitpur district of the Indian state of Assam. After a two-year rampage from 2004 to 2006, the elephant was eventually shot; but some were doubtful that the correct animal was killed.
Footjob Gamer: Hey bro, That Osama bingus Laden (elephant) was insane, huh
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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wakka flakka elephant

A lesbian who smokes weed at parties with other lesbians and rub clots at the same time.
Hey Joey. You stay away from those wakka flakka elephants. There is a literal hive over there.
by weed fucktard June 22, 2016
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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"
by vv007!!! August 11, 2006
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Pulling an Elephant

When a man, wearing pants (with front pockets), Opens his zipper - while keeping pants buckled, and pulls his cock out of the zipper hole. Immediately after he reaches into each front and pulls his pockets inside out and lays them on the outside front of his pants. In doing so creating what looks like an elephant head. It's helps to make an elephant roar right after you've done it to create attention.
2 more drinks and I'm pulling an elephant and walking outta here backwards.
by Rasdom571 October 14, 2014
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