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Egg Salad

The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.
Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.
by Eggsalad-er July 4, 2011
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egg head

some 1 with a large egg shaped head
by louise April 13, 2004
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Free Egg

What every male or female entrepreneur should hold upon their head and attempt to sell by asking someone if they want it before becoming successful businessmen or businesswomen. Usually, this is done with a sign that says "Free Egg?"
"Hallo, sir! Free egg?"
by Its_a_C April 27, 2006
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Full Egg

The name given for completely filling the toilet bowl with bubbles while urinating.
I pissed so hard and so long that I made a full egg.
by TheDogg December 9, 2008
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Potato Egg

A visible booger in someone's nose.
You have a potato egg, you should go to the bathroom to fix that one.
by Trini Papentoya April 15, 2009
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fried egg helicopter

when a lady is on her back during sex and her breasts gyrate in a circlular motion it resembles both a fried egg and a double-blade transport helicopter.
i fired up the fried egg helicopter when i was pounding her hard.
by geometron June 17, 2010
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Uncooked Egg

Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.

For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.
Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.

Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.
by BigDogXXIX October 14, 2011
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