When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
by Boydimus December 10, 2010

by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016

1. Playing so much WoW you simply cant pay attention to what your doing
2. A state where you simply cant play WoW because of Overload
2. A state where you simply cant play WoW because of Overload
by Horde FTW December 13, 2010

Cut from sizzle short screenplay for the pilot of The BEGINIST, "K-ed up" was once mentioned as a line. The it was discarded over several tense conversations regarding it's purpose and credibility.
The quote below was also the verbatim line ripped from the screenplay's text, and almost made it into the final shooting script.
The quote below was also the verbatim line ripped from the screenplay's text, and almost made it into the final shooting script.
by The beginist July 21, 2018

A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!
by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018

Said when someone uses the exact same insult, just laid upon themselves. Usually the reply is so quick, you don't notice it's the same one being used against you. This is the end-all of the bickering, an automatic win to the argument. This is meant to be used REGARDLESS if the other person's name is Ed, or anything even similar.
Melissa: "That sweater makes you look like a fatty"
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
by SatanIsMyCopilot March 16, 2012
