Dumpster Sushi

When a woman's period laden axe wound smells of feces once the man gives her anal and puts his penis back in her vagina without wiping it off after she's had the beef squirts. Not to be confused wit Dumpster Bread

"Man, that girl stunk like Dumpster Sushi after I smashed her Ralph Kramden and refilled her Norton like it was a Honeymoon!"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022

Hum dumpster

A person that eats way too much hummus and often refuses to share with others.

Thom ate the entire package of hummus again without asking! What a hum dumpster!

by Naanaanaanaapoopoo February 13, 2021

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

Drink Dumpster

A person at a party to whom other partiers give the rest of their drink that they don't want.

Everyone had too much booze so Fred became a drink dumpster and just finished everybody's drinks.

by OASIFHAKSLJFHAKLJSFBHAS July 17, 2010

Stranger in the Dumpster

When one is surprised by one's lover, while undressing, they already have an anal plug inserted.

Josh: "I went home with a girl from the bar the other night. When we got naked I realized she had a butt plug in the whole night!"

Brandon: "Oh yea! She had a stranger in the dumpster. It's alot more common than people think."

by mediocrebeast June 9, 2023

Dumpster Diving

1.The act of digging in one's ass, with blatant disregard to other's awareness in group situations or public places.

2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.

3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!

While at the weekly corporate meeting I looked around the room in boredom, which quickly turned into disgust as I noticed Kevin was Dumpster Diving

by King_Love420 February 10, 2022

Dumpster frying

An insult of an aroma of cooking food comparable to that of a Dumpster frying large amounts of food in it filled with Broth and Water... Acting as a giant, bacteria infested, pot of sorts, Filling the pot with chickens, pieces of mystery meat and possibly human parts. This method is typically used in school kitchens to prepare food for students.

A shitty smell wafts up the hallway during a passing period at school
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."

by grandest of autismo October 10, 2019