kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.

Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.

by LtCuzco November 5, 2016

chinese water dragon

Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.

My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon

by Fuckingright November 19, 2018

Water Breathing Dragon

When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.

I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

Draco Malfoy

Hitler's Hogwarts ally.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, a band of cronies, and an authorative attitude towards everybody? Nazi. Naturally.

by kwashia February 3, 2005

Dragon Slayer

A man that will pursue and bed a dragon (fat nasty bitch). This man is usually of average or skinny size, this term does no usually apply to a fat guy with a dragon. The pair should be somewhat disproportional for it to be a legit dragon slaying

man, my cousin is a dragon slayer....look at the beast that just walked out of his room.

by FDD2 January 4, 2007

Dragon Pussy

Pussy so fiercly good, it makes you cry when you lose it

All her past boyfriends were sad they lost the mystical dragon pussy...

by Donathan December 4, 2005