dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Dookie Chip

When you have diarrhea and you dont wipe, then after a couple days it dries up and you peel it off like a chip,

Bungledash watched frankfurt have diarrhea, he then suggested that frankfurt would let it dry so they could enjoy the dookie chip.

by DA Big curly May 24, 2025

Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves

It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge

by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025

Dookie shrimp

Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high

Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend

You : dookie shrimp

by Not me I think April 2, 2024

A dookie

A dookie is a person who doesn’t take care of themselves, a person of low standard, broke, and ugly.

“Bro why are tryna fuck with her, she’s a dookie”

by Manna4kt April 22, 2024

dookie roots

Dreads, dreadlocks

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever

by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024

dookie

dookie is when someone is taking a shit or is being one

“The teacher is a dookie”

by eliottthesilly May 22, 2024