Donkey Bash

A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.

(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)

Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!

Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!

Greg: No way! That's a true man right there

by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010

donkey ride

When a girl gets on top during sex and it slips in her ass

Did you hear about Stacy? I have that bitch a donkey ride

by Andres3000ish February 7, 2017

trumpet donkey

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features

I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey

by fuckeye September 4, 2005

full donkey

An adverb describing the manner in which one completes a task with intense vigor and heated passion, whether the task be sexual and/or social.

Dude, me and my girlfriend totally went full donkey in my friend's bedroom after prom.

That party was crazy. I grinded full donkey on all dem bitches.

by mattanddan69 June 21, 2013

Rocket Donkey

Cowboy slang term for a Barrel Racing Horse. Usually a crazy, overhyped horse that will run you over, because he's so burnt out on barrel racing. Usually a $500 horse she spends $5k a month on in supplements, gimmicky "fixes" and chiropractor.

Oh God, here comes Brittany on her Rocket Donkey. Y'all better get out of the way!

by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

by Phill Howe December 27, 2007

Sky Diving Donkey

When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.

-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!

-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!

by tune68 January 9, 2011