plank doctor

A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.

Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away

Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental

by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008

Rez Doctor

An individual who displays characteristics of all three forms of rez, yet continually exceeds their peers and own beliefs by persistantly and exponentially engaging in activities that would be considered rez in third world country.

Zigga is a Rez Doctor.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

DoctorEvol

Gaming god. Players pray to this god when they need someone to play with or when they need skill in their game.

DoctorEvol owns your soul!

by james March 4, 2005

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

the drawing in my math book is of a Doctor Noobasaurus.

by oashflGFKHGI234R December 24, 2008

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

Do you see that drawing in my math book? Well that is of Doctor Noobasaurus

by The Dark Side of the Pillow December 25, 2008

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 30, 2008

Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008