anal diving

When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. Then he takes his penis and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.

Last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and I went anal diving through the Great Barrier Reef.

by liz and heather May 23, 2008

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Pearl Diving

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

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double dicking

two people each dicking the other around

Boy, Joe was really dicking Alan around.
Really? I thought Alan was dicking Joe around.
Yeah, I guess there was a lot of double dicking going on.

by tbigs April 7, 2010

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dining at the y

To have a wonderful romantic dinner eating at the YMCA.

Trish and Geoff are dining at the y tonight.

by fancy_pants_mcgee November 10, 2008

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pearl diving

to go in the ocean in search of valuble pearls which can be sold after words for a profit or a cover for what u really ment what pearl diving was

1.guy"dude i made a bunch of money after i went pearl diving."
girl"how much thay sell for?"
about 200 each.

2.girl"whats pearl diving?"
boy"u dont need to know."
girl'tell me!!!!!"
boy" um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh"
girl"no its not!!"
boy"ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one"

by Roger .S January 14, 2008

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