derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp

In always means someone who is literally a potato

I'm such a derp!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

Derp

Describes a person who reminds others of a potato

She is a derp, lol!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

derpco

Gaming team containing of 5 members

Did you see DerpCos game?

by Elm0P2 September 19, 2016

derp

Usually a dumb kid with less knowledge then others, usually temporary, but can sometimes be forever.

yo dawg that kid was derp fo shure

by antl3r September 18, 2016

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016