cantabilism

n. - a musical condition where one is so concerned about playing a beautiful melody that one plays too softly to be heard - literally, the melody eating itself.

When the cantabilistic pianist played the Moonlight Sonata, the people in the back rows of the auditorium simply got up and left.

by Imagipioneer January 28, 2004

sexual contact

The touching of genitalia between two creatures.

Me and my little sister have frequent sexual contact.

by HitlersPetJew June 7, 2016

cuntacular

Something that is so terrible or horrible that it as reached an all time low of a new word associated with the dreaded cunt. It should only be used for truly fucked up situations.

"Yo, Lexie slept with Eric".
"What?!".
"Yeah the day after you guys broke up, they had sex".
"Wow this is just cuntacular!".

by SickPhuck May 1, 2008

Cuntass

A Vaginal that does not stop and connects to the butt hole.

That chick has a dirty cuntass!

by gfsdjkfdlsj January 31, 2008

contact high

If you blow smoke in someone's face, without them actually toking, enough smoke can get them "contact" high, meaning that they came into contact with THC through the second hand smoke, and thus, became high. Also, the contact high usually never shows up on a drug test..

Mike got his cat contact high by bringing him into the bathroom and toking on two flat blunts.

by SuperSonicX December 29, 2007

Cuntastic

Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic

Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.

Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!

by Texan Tile November 10, 2010

Cuntaloupe

Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."

by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015