Crank

A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell

by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021

Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets

Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank

by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016

Crank

When you cry and wank at the same time.

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.

by mcscrunter September 1, 2020

Crank

What high school boys will use as an alternative to hoe

Javon: Damn that girl jessie is a crank

Trayvon: I know right! she did the entire team

by Ember1728 October 5, 2019

crank that soulja boy

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).

Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?

by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 15, 2020

Crank

A DMV term that pertains to the listening and enjoyment of music, usually thought of to be good music.

Trey:" I've been crankin dat G-Herbo lately"

Markel:"Fosho, dat nigga songs do crank"

by Cranking October 21, 2020

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024