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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024
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cooter quinte

When your vagina is enslaved, and no matter how many times she gets the whip, she still refuses to be called "Toby".
Master-*cracks whip*-"what's your name!?"
Vagina-"my name is cooter quinte!!!!"
Master-*cracks whip*-"you're name is Toby!!!"
by Sleepykey March 27, 2022
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cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.
Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE
by KingSpeed December 10, 2016
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Lemon Cooter

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.
by playplayplay April 19, 2024
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speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012
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Cooter Koolaid

Did you get your cooter koolaid yet?
by Wack a mole December 11, 2020
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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