How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Not as much as chuck Norris

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris

by Djs October 25, 2012

chuck norris

The act of when your having sex with your partner and they don't survive the night. Just like all the girls that slept with chuck norris.

Dude, did you know that Shawna died last night? I heard Dave did a chuck norris with her.

by eat my poo plz December 9, 2008

yip chuck

God!
AKA Best hockey player ever!!!
He is on York Simcoe and is amazing.
He will be in the NHL.

Yip Chuck scored 12 goals against the Philly Flyers at the Colisee Pepsi.

by Johnson69 May 3, 2008

chuck muck

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you blow your beans, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, chucked my muck, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004

chlack

The shipper name for television's "24" characters Chloe O'Brian and Jack Bauer. Pronounced "CH lack".

The Chlack in "24" last night was intense! Jack and Chloe were nearly jumping each other's bones!

by Morgaine July 31, 2008

Uncle Chuck

Take a shit in someone's sandwich and hide it well.

Look Hodgey left his sandwich unguarded. Hand it over I'm gonna pull an Uncle Chuck.

by Junkrocka May 22, 2008

Chucking it

Being cheeky/offensive (London slang)

"I love Friends"
"I love your mother!"
"Oi, why you chucking it?"

by The Broken July 14, 2005