choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.

My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.

by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Choke

Pidgin slang for plenty cuz

Brah, i said theres choke boto at the party, not choke on boto at the party.

by bu eysus July 24, 2024

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 afc championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.

Lamar Jackson was choking in a legacy defining playoff game like always.

by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024

Choking on a strawberry

A sexual innuendo in the queer community for a queer person making out with or having sex with another queer person.

"I totally choked on their strawberry last night."
"I wish someone would choke on my strawberry."
"You can come choke on my strawberry."
"Nobody hmu, I'm choking on a strawberry."

by gardenofrunar July 7, 2025