Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.
Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
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Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011
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by taco_salad July 15, 2015
Get the Chode Stain mug.The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him
by king of chodes April 5, 2016
Get the chode masta mug.The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016
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