chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 7, 2004

chode

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.

The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.

As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"

Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."

And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."

by LAJC October 5, 2006

Chode

among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.

Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.

by An AFC and a Chode June 29, 2011

chode

is a festy zit on your arse

look at the chode on your arse

by hue December 9, 2002

Chode

Choad or chode is an old English term for penis. The silly notion that its girth must be greater than its length is a contemporary concept. Likewise, the "gooch" or "taint" reference (between the anus and testicles) doesn't make sense when referring to a "choadsmoker" (a fellator). Archaic words are obviously vulnerable to redefinition.

She was a chodesmoker.

by Chodesmokee February 23, 2005

chode

my favorite hair color

i died my hair chode yesterday

by Lindsey Stubna July 2, 2005

Chode

The Piece of skin cut off during circumcisan. (noun)

chode smoker!!!
eat my chode

by Philip Ruesch April 12, 2006