Chode

A member of a group that is defined by an oxymoron.

Marc: John McCain and Sarah Palin are a team of mavericks!
Mike: A "team of mavericks?" That doesn't make any sense. They're a bunch of chodes.

by DiseasedMink December 25, 2008

Chode

east indian term for "fuck"

ahhh han chode mae chode mae han ji
ahhh yes fuck me fuck me yes sir

by nuiop January 11, 2003

Chode

Good assult for work colleague that is pissing you off

Simon Q

by C.C December 19, 2002

Chode

1. A penis that is bigger in width than length.
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Ralphie has a chode.
Joell is a big chodeface.

by Dave February 7, 2003

Chode

White-trash slang for weed.

He's a chode smoker, hehe he he um hehe he!

From one of the first episodes of Beavis & Butthead when they go to Mexico with that hippie teacher's friend.

by Kilo Lobo June 15, 2003

Chode

Chode or chodes: the nickname or street version of how to ask for (MDA) Methamphetamine aka crank aka crystal aka T. Used primarily on the west coast in more popular cities like Seattle, San Fransisco and San Diego. Don't try to use this with those you don't know it's been well identified by distribution channels to be a word used by undercover cops and I'm controlled buys in sting operations.

Yo bruv! You doing ok? Cool-cool ... need some chode, I am on deck. Ok let me know, you know where to find me.

by Evol1.3a January 27, 2018

Chode

n) A penis that is wider than it is long

n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.

n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.

Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!

by thechodescarabdecoy December 10, 2015