Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

Nut Check

A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer

*Walks to a friend*
You: NUT CHECK!
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro

by PhoenixRizer December 18, 2019

nose check

Identifying someone's jewish ancestry.

Hey man, you ever wonder what most greedy bankers have in common? One tip: Nose check.

by ShabbatShalom January 30, 2020

Ass Check

The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.

Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!

by hahasuka December 6, 2020

Vibe Check

Colloquial slang for Fourier Analysis, a type of mathematical decomposition wherein a subject is represented via its constituent vibrational frequencies.

Can someone get me a vibe check on this piecewise-continuous function?

by ASavageCabbage December 28, 2020

4-Point Pants Check

The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet, and Ipod) when you're surrounded by people you're scared of or you're in a place your unfamiliar with.

When my cousin took me to the east side of town, I did the 4-Point Pants Check at least once a minute.

by BlendMaster August 1, 2009

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009