Nick Cannon feat. Gigolo

A cool song I never knew existed. I am listening to it right now. It is cool.

Me to my friend: Hey what are you listening to?

Friend: Gigolo.

Me: What???

Friend: this (gives me headphones)

Me: cool.

by Hyper Chick December 8, 2004

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.

Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.

by Katsura_san January 16, 2021

Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

Massive Cock with big balls

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon is a legendary & powerful weapon used to penetrate holes for satisfaction.

by Unknown¤||¤ September 23, 2021

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Man Cannon

When you squeeze a scrotum so each testicle is on either side of your fist

If you say that one more time I will Man Cannon you!

by Analcake April 5, 2011