tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021

cabbage

Someone's head, usually when doing something violent/less than favorable to it.

"You'll get your fuckin' face erased from your cabbage." - Ill Bill

by Traaan July 10, 2010

Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025

Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach

That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims

by Jacataca37 November 15, 2022

Cabbage

When a dude or bro has long hair.

Yo! Im loving the cabbage my guy.

by Yopo October 27, 2022

Cabbage style

Performing an action or emulating the manner of cabbage; to do one’s best or not at all. Primarily a mildly peppery thing to add to sentences to annoy your coworkers and family.

Landon: what are those dogs doing?
Skylar: they’re going at it cabbage style!

Example 2:
Lauren: God I am so hungover. We drank too much at the bachelorette party.
Landon: Drank too much cabbage style?
Lauren: Get bent Landon.

by 6beers in 2balls Out October 23, 2022

cabbage

The monetary damage incurred by riding a cab. Often under-defined as simply the act of riding a cab.

Person 1: "My car was all broke, I had to grab a cab to work"
Person 2: "What was the cabbage?"
Person 1: "40 bucks"

by QuerosZuniger December 10, 2014