baltimore butterfinger

When one takes a piece of shit and rolls it in sprinkles and nuts. Then one sticks one end in his/her mouth while another person puts the other end in their mouth. Then they both "Lady and the Tramp it" by eating both ends until their lips meet and they makeout.

Dude, I totally Baltimore Butterfingered my girlfriend last night.

by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

butterface

nice body, nasty face!

Man I'd like to screw that chick's body, but-her face, ie "butterface"

by kutulu March 28, 2003

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

To pimp a butterfly

Good album used to describe a sexual fantasy

"danm she's hot can't wait till she hop on my cock" pause "to pimp a butterfly"

by C Hub January 5, 2022

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003

butterflied

when a guy squanders an obvious oppurtunity to score because he's such a pansy

kappers had this hot girl all horny in his bed, but he butterflied the chance away. what a pussy.

by matt paluta April 24, 2005

butterface

She's got a good body, but her face!

"What a butterface"

by cubzfan7 May 9, 2009