bro beater

Function: noun
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər

Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters

1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)

Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"

Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."

bro beater by nicktomyskin June 4, 2010

Bro Fest 

Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.

The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.

The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest

Bro Fest by Epic Bro Fest December 7, 2010

Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.

Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.

Congrats Bro by congratsbro July 1, 2011

Bro scrap 

An almost friendly fight with a friend for excitement, or enjoyment. Possibly to show off to others.

Hey bro, wanna have a bro scrap?
Yeah, sure after school Friday.

Bro scrap by RandomKid September 1, 2013

Bro-yob 

A blowjob given by a brother (not in relation but in spirit).

Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome.

He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.

Bro-yob by DaBrochachos September 28, 2014

Bean Bro 

A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.

"What's up bean bro"
"Yo! Bean bro"

Bean Bro by Exstractory April 1, 2015

Bro Pass 

A pass given to a female by a male, to be able to call him or other males, the word bro.

Cici: Hey bro.

Tino: Bitch stfu you can’t call me bro cuz you don’t have the bro pass.

Bro Pass by stfu please ty October 17, 2019