by brett lover April 22, 2022
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A retarded guy who got stuck in the 70's fashion. He thinks he's really smart, but he's actually a loser who carpools with his dad or make his mom drop him off of work.
by h.yoto April 26, 2022
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by Beaniebunnie May 6, 2022
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by kingmigz May 12, 2022
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by Brett vivl May 14, 2022
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