2 definitions by TexasBornBabe
Paul is a foreign guy with an accent who is creepy af. He usually takes out the trash in the pouring rain and stares at you while you are sitting in your car doing Bible study. A Paul wants any female to sit on his creepy lap. He drinks hot tea and has a chubby wife with missing fingers.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
by TexasBornBabe April 23, 2022