special bread

when your special ed but even more special

hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread

by specialbread May 16, 2019

Special bread

When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it

Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy

by Spermgoblin June 30, 2020

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

Why is bread?

A question you ask when your brain is thoroughly fucked and you feel like messing with someone.

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Any questions?

Student: Why is bread?

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Get out.

by Archerinreallife September 1, 2016

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

Sauce Bread

The result of stripping a slice of pizza of its delicious cheese.

Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.

Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.

Weirdo: I like sauce bread.

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

Bread thing

Euphemism for vaginal yeast infection producing large quantities of yeasty discharge resulting in a doughy like concoction in the panties, and the smell of a sushi bakery

Wow, I would go down on her unless your hungry! Shes got that bread thing...

by neanderman October 16, 2011