by Ninjaone November 3, 2021

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

Blanket a piece of fabric that ties the most simple struggle of keeping warm during the night. Cherish your blanket.
I love my blanket
by p350na June 28, 2022

by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024

A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.
by Decoy Kamikaze April 24, 2022
